wadethoughts:

wadethoughts:

sometimes i just think of how awful it would be to be locked in a giant wax museum for a whole night, except every wax figure is Nicolas Cage, and then one of them is the real Nicolas Cage but you don’t know which one. 

thoughts like this keep me up at night. 

I have no memory of ever posting this

lovequotesrus:

Everything you love is here
kayladarrolyn:

this pregnant hairless cat is so fucking done, i can’t handle it.

panerasexual:

men are so afraid of confident girls and its so funny

ameliadoesaninternet:

veruca-assault:

ms-kawesome:

The next time a man starts yelling at you, cut him off and tell him you just can’t talk to him when he’s being so emotional.

I have done this and can confirm that is a LOT of fun to watch them implode afterward.

Bonus points: Tell them you think it’s cute when they get so angry. 

oliviawhen:

foxadhd:

Pickpocketing

But is it still a misdemeanor if it’s dogs?

lunalovegouda:

Those people who constantly reblog your stuff but you never really talk:

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pulpofiction:

Life hack: if someone makes a racist/sexist joke, say, with total seriousness, “I don’t get it, can you explain it”

Then watch them crash and burn

petah-l:

mxschief:

rhoyalist:

boho/fashion

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indie//boho

nothomo:

when ur parents call u for dinner and u see they made your fav

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