( 2 hours ago) · May 25,2013 → 33,405 notes

yeah there are a lot of fish in the sea but how many have low standards

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( 2 hours ago) · May 25,2013 → 230,276 notes

deceptiboobies:

“no” i whisper as i hear footsteps approaching my room

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( 2 hours ago) · May 25,2013 → 72,191 notes

kjakerz:

corywho:

celeryandhummus:

our kids will probably attend a middle school dance where the theme is the 2010’s

they’ll wear leggings with ugg boots and twerk to “call me maybe”

i just spit my food onto my keyboard

my tonsils got ripped off after reading this post.

( 2 hours ago) · May 25,2013 → 111,448 notes

gnuliet:

hot people are always hotter when you find out how nice they are

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( 2 hours ago) · May 25,2013 → 65,234 notes

badpeopleanonymous:

askgoldenatoms:

missdawnsavage:

can February March?

…

no, but April May

im so fucking done with this website

You say that, but I bet July.

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( 2 hours ago) · May 25,2013 → 127,668 notes

i get really happy when it’s not me who starts the conversation because that removes so much anxiety about whether i’m bothering the person or if they secretly hate me even if i know that’s not true 

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